Drew Perryman (Halifax, Nova Scotia) who is a highly skilled sniper for the Cowboys has recently lost his voice and has not been attending practice or games due to this new affliction. Slick Nips was a player that could be found on the ice most Fridays and Saturday nights and the odd weekday but he has not stepped a foot inside the Saddledome for quite some time. Many players on the Cowboys are quite worried about their snipers status.
"I've really missed feeding wet passes to that nuggethead," says Cowboy Tough-Guy Froggy Fresh.
"Nobody knows how to put that puck bar down as soupy as Slick can. Some utter words that he's glitching but I think it's just pure soup," reports dangle-specialist Bumbai.
"CHRISTMAS CRACKERS!" - yelled Big City Ken.
"Do you like my sword, sword, sword my diamond sword, sword, you cannot afford, afford, my diamond sword, sword.... sorry what's the question? Oh ya, I miss that guy," sang Jay and Dan Podcast.
The Canadian Cowboys are keeping their fingers crossed that Slick finds his voice again and steps foot on the ice before the end of the NHL 13 year and if not then, hopefully for the start of NHL 14. He is a big part of the Cowboys lethal offense and every player could use a bit more Slick Nips in their lives.
Fml this is nuts
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