Monday, May 5, 2014

2015 Announcment Sparks Cowboy Flame

 Bring NHL 15 back on PC
After a weekend of over 40 games played for the Canadian Cowboys, they are duly rewarded with a very important announcement in the dying months of their 2013/2014 season: the release of the 2014/2015 league improvements. While there have been many improvements to the league in years past, the EASHL Commissioners are allegedly bringing a "new generation" of hockey to the Cowboys' arena.

 NEW EQUIPMENT
The new league rules will include new, upgraded equipment for all players.

NEW ANNOUNCERS
Unfortunately, the beloved team of Bill Clemett and Gary Thorne will not be joining the Canadian Cowboys on their quest to their 2014/15 season glory. During the early hours of May 4, 2014, the duo were riding their limo to spectate the Raptors game when it suddenly burst into flames and killed the two immediately. Police attended the scene and investigated, and at this time, the accident is believed to have been caused by a mob of angry Toronto Raptors' fans after their disappointing 1-point loss. Police continue to investigate.

On a brighter note, the Cowboys games will now be broadcast by NBC who have purchased exclusive rights to air the games, signing a 4 year deal with EASHL. The Cowboys will be joined by Mike Emrick and Eddie Olczyk - veterans in the business of calling puck.

VISION A.I.
While the Cowboys have been more than successful in their thus-far 4 year journey through the elite ranks of EASHL greatness, they have (at times) been troubled by their subordinate teammates. To the benefit of the Canadian Cowboys, these teammates will be training hard in the 2014 off-season to bring their game to a whole new level.

This and more for the 2014/2015 season. This is who we are.

http://www.easports.com/nhl/nhl15